I know, I know. I just did a dream party post two days ago. But this one popped into my head and I couldn't wait to share it with you guys!
Today's dream party is an Office Party!!!
The dress code will be "business casual". Ties, glasses, button-down shirts, slacks, and blazers are all encouraged. Or a tux if you're feeling "classy". Upon arrival, you will have your picture taken for your Dunder Mifflin ID. Any employee that is seen as a possible security threat will receive a large, laminated badge as shown.
All decorations will be made from office supplies (printer paper, thumbtacks, paper clips,etc). Kelly Kapoor's birthday sign will hang sadly in the corner.
Dinner will be Kevin's special chili recipe (be careful, don't drop it!!) and Mexican lemonade.
Dessert will be soft pretzels. Available flavors include sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge,
M&M's, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts,
toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, oreos, sprinkles, cotton
candy bits, and powdered sugar. Or, for the brave, "the works".
As with all of the great Office parties, we will have karaoke. We will also play Office Olympics games like "Who Can Fit the Most M&M's in Their Mouth?. And the winners will all receive gold medals made of paper clips and yogurt lids.
Wouldn't this be the best party ever?
Perfection!
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